Aladdin and Jasmine.

New version of Aladdin and Jasmine.
Aladdin:Would you like to take a ride on my magic carpet?
Jasmine:Um...
Aladdin:Listen habibti, I can take you to a whole new world ;-)
Jasmine:Have you talked to my mahram yet?
Aladdin:Well no... but...
Jasmine:So you think you can just fly up here and I'll hop on your "magic carpet" and ride to a "whole new world" with you??
Aladdin:Well that was the plan but...
Jasmine:Brotha please, go talk to him about my dowry and when there's a ring on it I'll fly with you anywhere. Until then, go see if Snow White is free. She lives with 7 men, I'm sure she'd like to go to a whole new world with you.

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