Friend? Think twice.

If you can't keep a secret, please don't be my friend. If you can't talk anything but bad about me, please don't be my friend. If you have devil thought about me, please don't be my friend. If you can't stand seeing my happiness, please don't be my friend. If you can't be honest with me, please don't be my friend. If you can't trust me, please don't be my friend. If you don't want to be my friend, please don't act like you do. It's me who looks pretty pathetic down here thinking that our friendship is true. Having enough of me? Then go. Don't pretend. Don't keep pretending.